Total Medals Earned: 286 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,780 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (345/345 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Teleport a scroll
Total Score of 50,000+
Enlighten 50 peasants
Throw 100 Scrolls
Complete all 30 levels
Total Score of 100,000+
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 9/30 (65/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/16 (245/455 points)
Complete 12 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 12 levels
Ram 10 bad vehicles off the screen
Ram 20 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 24 levels
Complete 24 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 12 levels in time
Ram 30 bad vehicles off the screen
Use special abilities 15 times
Use special abilities 30 times
Click on the sponsor's link
Rate the game with a high score (Done? OK I believe you, click on this achievement to earn it)
Complete 36 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels
Complete 24 levels in time
Complete 36 levels in time
Medals Earned: 2/26 (10/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 9/15 (145/440 points)
Finish a level with 3 skulls.
Complete a level with 3 stars.
Help a semi truck arrive safely.
Complete 10 levels with 3 stars.
Save 3 ambulances in one level.
All residential levels with 1 star or better.
Save 5 firefighter trucks in one level.
All commercial levels with 1 star or better.
Complete 25 levels with 3 stars.
Finish 10 levels with 3 skulls.
Get 3 skulls using only oil spots.
Destroy 5 buses in one level.
Finish 25 levels with 3 skulls.
Finish all 45 levels with 3 skulls.
Complete all 45 levels with 3 stars.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/380 points)
Complete any puzzle in 120 seconds!
Get at least 3000 points of overall score (from more categories)
Get at least 15 000 points of overall score (from more categories)
Complete any puzzle in 90 seconds!
Get at least 30 000 points of overall score (from more categories)
Complete any puzzle in 60 seconds!
Complete any puzzle in 45 seconds!
Get at least 60 000 points of overall score (from more categories)
Get at least 100 000 points of overall score (from more categories)
Complete any puzzle in 30 seconds!
Medals Earned: 1/38 (5/500 points)
Win your first battle!
Completed Chapter I
Used Lina's Cursed Dagger
Used D's Dragon's Roar
Completed Guardian tree
Completed Healer tree
Completed Mage tree
Used Kaz's Rend
Completed Slayer tree
Used Mari's Snipe
Completed Thief tree
Completed Trickster tree
Completed Chapter II
Completed Chapter III
Completed Chapter IV
Complete all Defense quests
Used D's Dragon's Breath
Fished all Rares
Hackpicked all locked chests
Used Kaz's Hurricane
Used Lina's Lucky Strike
Used Mari's Magic Bullet
Completed Mercenary Defense
Achieved Pet level 10
Get gold on track 3 of Snowboard Extreme
Completed all Wanted quests
Completed the Bestiary
Completed Chapter V
Used Lina's Cyclone Dance
Used Kaz's Death's Gate
Clear out Doom Lair
Used D's Dragon's Rage
Clear out Giant Land
Clear out the Sunken Ruins
Used Mari's Trigger Happy
Completed all Wanted X quests
Clear out Lao Prison
Medals Earned: 13/30 (145/500 points)